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00:00.0
Aww this poor, poor, poor little f**king b**ch
00:03.3
We're gonna put this end of his misery
00:07.2
May nakayong useless f**king f**ker
00:09.2
Ipinin ako kayong ayaw ka
00:11.2
Oh huli ka, oh huli ka
00:13.2
P**al lumayas ka dyan
00:17.0
P**al gumawa niyo
00:28.0
Maghihitan mo d'ya ba yung mark ko?
00:31.5
Sa top left ng map kita niyo
00:34.5
Sa babaan nun parang ano
00:35.5
Nakikita niyo yung parang mukhang ano
00:38.5
Ya yan ba yung basat deltas
00:41.5
Sa babaan nung baba left nun
00:43.5
Tara let's try to go there bro
00:45.5
Tara tara puntahan natin yun
00:49.5
Punta muna tayo sa taas
00:51.5
Kill that motherf**ker pig bro
00:53.5
That pig's gonna kill me bro
00:55.5
Maka aim sa'yo yung baboy oh
00:58.5
Maka aim sa'yo yung baboy oh
00:59.5
Kainin ko siya eh
01:01.5
Sa'n siya? Sa'n siya?
01:13.5
P***** na yun ba?
01:14.5
Ay na gago parang hinahalikan
01:23.5
Nang itlog siya gago
01:25.5
Looks like ano yun oh
01:33.5
Northwest no? Northwest
01:36.5
Yung chupa ako dito
01:40.5
Mano natin yung Northwest
01:45.5
Puro sa p***** dito eh
01:47.5
Ito pala dito sa nether eh
01:51.5
Sandali na lang kayo
01:57.5
Ano mo nagulat ako
02:00.5
P***** parang lumilipad
02:03.5
Bigli mo na sa screen
02:05.5
The ultimate fantasy bro
02:10.5
Hindi ako titikil
02:12.5
It's like the best
02:13.5
It's the best thing ever bro
02:15.5
Gago andito na ako
02:18.5
It's just a f***** up land
02:20.5
Yung green na area
02:25.5
Wala ka naman jan eh
02:26.5
Nakikita mo ba ako sa map?
02:34.5
Gloco sa taas nyo
02:35.5
Ayun nong meron pa oh
02:38.5
Pang big boss yung dating ano
02:40.5
Sa north nyo lang
02:41.5
Sa north lang nila Gloco
02:46.5
Ayun oh yung parang
02:49.5
Parang pulang nipol
02:54.5
Si parang pulang nipol
02:56.5
Parang pulang nipol
02:58.5
Dumirecho lang kayo
03:03.5
For the boss area bro
03:08.5
Wala na makita dito eh
03:10.5
Dumirecho ka nga lang
03:13.5
Lapit na tayo dun sa may
03:15.5
Ayan punta ka jan
03:17.5
Ayun pala yung sinasabi mo yung green
03:22.5
This place looks fucked
03:23.5
Because it's a war forest
03:25.5
Wala na ako d'yan
03:26.5
Nasa taas na ako ng war forest
03:28.5
Mukhang makalat na lugar
03:32.5
Ano yung yellow na yan?
03:33.5
Ano yung may baboy marambo d'yan
03:44.5
Ano parang boss ka
03:45.5
Oh shit marami enderman gago
03:47.5
Lalaki ng mata nila
03:51.5
What the fuck is that?
03:53.5
What the fuck are you doing man?
03:57.5
Wala ba ditong ano?
03:59.5
I don't know if that's the boss
04:01.5
Gago yun nagagalit
04:03.5
Ipatipin mo na dito
04:10.5
I don't think we can reach that
04:13.5
Pwede hintayin nyo ako?
04:14.5
We're gonna fuck around and find out Chris
04:17.5
Hintayin ka namin gago
04:18.5
Ano ka namin hintayin?
04:19.5
Hintayin ka namin dun
04:20.5
Ano parang hideout kami?
04:24.5
Kaya kasi ding pa kasi gumawa
04:29.5
Oh gago may ano sa ilalim oh
04:33.5
I'm over here no?
04:36.5
Nakabog ka naman yan
04:37.5
May nakabog lang sa'yo
04:38.5
Likot mo, likot mo
04:39.5
What the fuck gago yun siya
04:40.5
Nalaglag, nalaglag siya
04:41.5
Nakabog kanina sa'yo eh
04:43.5
What the fuck are you talking about bro?
04:44.5
There's nothing here
04:46.5
Oh you're delusional putengina mo
04:50.5
Guys shield ka lang, shield ka lang
04:56.5
Ang baba ng damage yun
04:59.5
May nasa baba pa oh
05:02.5
This place is the best place ever
05:05.5
Patayin mo muna, patayin mo muna
05:08.5
I'm dying, I'm dying bro
05:09.5
I'm dying, I'm dying
05:13.5
Oh yung damming ano
05:15.5
Kunin yung Enderpearl
05:17.5
Winning yung Enderpearl
05:25.5
Shield ka lang, shield ka lang
05:27.5
I'm dying, I'm gonna die
05:31.5
What is this place?
05:33.5
Damming Squidward gago
05:35.5
I'm gonna die too
05:37.5
I gotcha bro, I gotcha bro
05:39.5
I'm gonna die, I'm dying, I'm dying
05:40.5
I'm dying, I'm dying
05:43.5
Wala na ako shield
05:49.5
Tough cause this Warped Enderpearl
05:52.5
Meron nga rin ako eh
05:53.5
May nakuha ko in Nethertingot
05:59.5
Uy, Recruit Kiwano
06:00.5
Ano yan? Ano nakuha mo?
06:06.5
Where's the Kiwano bro?
06:08.5
Die of Sauron bro
06:12.5
Die of Sauron bro
06:17.5
Die of Sauron dude
06:20.5
Looks like a boss
06:22.5
Looks like a madoka
06:24.5
Gago, wala na si Neil
06:26.5
Wala na si Neil gago
06:30.5
Wala na si Neil gago
06:33.5
Wala siya para glider gago
06:35.5
Wala siya para glider
06:36.5
Wala siya para glider
06:37.5
Wala na lang gago
06:38.5
Buti kasi ko baka gawa
06:41.5
Kawawa naman si Trinil e
06:43.5
Ngayon na pabuo na yung pababa ko e
06:49.5
Wala na si Neil gago
06:59.5
Nawala ka siya gago
07:03.5
Nandun siya sa North
07:05.5
Ba't nagtitipo siya?
07:09.5
Baka magtipi siya dito
07:11.5
We f**k around and find out
07:12.5
We f**k around and find out ha?
07:16.5
Kung hawa pupunta siya
07:18.5
Eh gago, dami nila
07:24.5
You f**k around and find out
07:25.5
We f**k around and find out
07:27.5
I don't want to f**k around and find out
07:31.5
Naka paalis na kami si Neil
07:36.5
Pupunta kami dyan sa malay
07:37.5
We're gonna f**k around and find out
08:06.5
Sige lang sigaw yan
08:09.5
At ang ganda ng brick sa ginawa
08:10.5
This thing is a hazard
08:13.5
Yeah Gian, do not remove this
08:15.5
I don't know how to remove that bro
08:18.5
Remove it with the f**king pickaxe
08:20.5
Go Neil, you can do it
08:21.5
I cannot get the f**k out of this because of this
08:23.5
See, I'm the f**king savior
08:25.5
Of course you are bro
08:31.5
Wala akong shield
08:33.5
Wala akong shield
08:34.5
Wala akong shield
08:35.5
Anong paggawin ako?
08:36.5
Wala akong shield
08:39.5
Ay, jan, hindi dito
08:41.5
Ay, hindi, another
08:49.5
Why you guys died?
08:54.5
Ano lang ka na lang?
08:59.5
It is, it is, it is
09:01.5
T***** mo, mahulog pa yan e
09:05.5
Bobo, nako ako lang din babalik
09:07.5
Saan yung ano niyo?
09:08.5
Saan yung nahanap niyo?
09:09.5
Wala na, where's na?
09:10.5
Where's the citadel of whatever, bro?
09:16.5
Hindi mo makagawa
09:17.5
Lagi dito o, doon sa harap
09:18.5
Makikita ko, anlaki
09:26.5
Hindi mo nakalahan ni Neil gumawa ng bridge ah
09:28.5
Pwede naman siya magtipe ah, what the f**k
09:35.5
Yung lang, magpahulog ka lang, gago
09:37.5
Yan, magano ka lang naman
09:38.5
Ibabalik ka sa taas e
09:40.5
Ano yung nakita niyo, Ken?
09:41.5
Na maraming ano, Ken
09:45.5
Bobo ni Neil, gago
09:48.5
Nawala sila, then namatay
09:50.5
See this s**t, Ken?
09:53.5
Binabato ako yung parang catapult
09:55.5
O, catapult ngayon
09:57.5
Parang catapult siya
09:59.5
Si Christoy namatay
10:03.5
I see him, Vanilla
10:05.5
Yeah, I do see him
10:10.5
Nasaan yung mga jawante dito?
10:13.5
Siguro nagpapatayin sila, oh
10:16.5
Gago, catapult nga, boy
10:17.5
Nagano siya ng mga trap
10:21.5
I'm gonna kill this guy, bro
10:27.5
What the f**k, that's it?
10:29.5
Accept, Vanilla, accept
10:30.5
I killed him, kaso yung loot niya nahulog sa laba, gago
