Sure! Here are the bullet points summarizing the topics discussed in the video, excluding anything related to subscribing, liking, social media, or sharing:

- The difficulty of catching criminals during crimes.
- Gary Ruff's failed robbery using a cucumber wrapped in a black sock, mistaken for a gun.
- Mack Yearwood, a wanted man from Florida, arrested after he used his wanted poster as his profile picture on Facebook.
- Two men attempting to steal money from an ATM using a blowtorch but accidentally burning the money inside.
- A man attempting to rob a coffee shop without realizing two uniformed policemen were in line, leading to his immediate arrest.
- William Klein Jr., handcuffed by his son while playing, calls police for help but gets arrested because he was already wanted for two crimes.
- A man in London robbing a bank using a note written on his payslip, leading to his quick capture as he left part of the payslip outside the bank.
- An Australian thief stealing a bag filled with a venomous red-bellied black snake, owned by a professional snake catcher.
- In Texas, a bank robber planning a getaway using a wheelchair, easily caught by authorities.
- Zachary Tentoni, escaping after a robbery but leaving behind his backpack containing his birth certificate, which led to his arrest.
- Aaron Morrison, a thief who stole a vodka bottle but was caught because he gave his name and number to a store clerk he found attractive.

These points highlight the humorous yet failed attempts at crime that led to easy arrests by the authorities.